Finding towels to mop up floods and leaks is no problem
Having bad breathe is your worst nightmare
Needing to protect your hands gets you out of doing gardening or manual labour
People will highlight their life story in 60 minutes
Wearing jewellery is a thing of the past
When your dog sits on your lap and demands a shoulder massage
Whenever someone finds out what you do for a living they will point out all their aches and pains
You are constantly checking out people’s posture
You ask for massage dvds for birthday presents
You can’t give someone a hug without palpating their muscles
You can’t open packages and parcels because you have no finger nails
You can’t relax when you are having a massage because you are too much in your mind, assessing what the therapist is doing and why
You car has smudges on the window because no matter how well you wash your hands and arms, there’s always a little residual oil
You consider that people snoring (or farting) is a compliment
You constantly smell fragrant
You do postural assessment of politicians on TV
You equate the price of an item in terms of how many massages it will take you to pay for it
You fold towels in your sleep
You get excited about a towel sale
You have nail files everywhere
You have no nails (or growing them on holiday is a treat)
You love/hate Enya (delete as appropriate)
You recognise people better from behind
You use words such a gluteal, fascia, coccyx when you play Scrabble
Your kids jump in when someone calls you a “masseuse”
You’ve been tempted more than once to tell someone that you didn’t recognise them with their clothes on
Feel free to add any more in the comments below!
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