Things Massage Therapists Say That Would Get Them Fired If They Worked Somewhere Else

Things Massage Therapists Say That Would Get Them Fired If They Worked Somewhere Else

A Facebook poster recently posed the question in a massage humour group “What is something that you said today at work that if you worked someplace different would get you fired?“ As a disclaimer for the masssage industry, many of the answers below are from therapists to clients (or between therapists) where there is an established relationship so more casual than for a first professional interaction. “Can I touch your butt?” Damn, you got a tight butt!Hey you wanna stick…

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Describing what massage is….badly

Describing what massage is….badly

Recently a Facebook poster asked the question of the massage profession “how would you explain massage…badly” Needless to say many of the responses were very good and an edited selection is listed below under the various categories. Gratuitous Violence I get paid to beat people up.People pay me to beat them up with my elbows.I torture people until they feel better.People ask me to hurt them.I get paid to make people scream and moan…and they thank me after. Naked (and…

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Mobile Massage North Sydney

Mobile Massage North Sydney

Looking for massage in the North Sydney or Lower North Shore area? Need professional massage from n experienced mobile massage therapist? Richard Lane is available for mobile massage North Sydney , 7 days/evenings. Quality remedial, sports, deep tissue, Swedish and pregnancy massage in the comfort of your home. You choose the time that suits you. I have been providing mobile massage to North Sydney and Lower North Shore for more than 10 years. If you live or are visiting the…

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Mobile Massage Sydney CBD

Mobile Massage Sydney CBD

Great massage available seven days/evenings for Sydney CBD. Richard Lane Mobile Massage Sydney CBD offers professional remedial, sports, deep tissue, Swedish, deep muscle therapy and pregnancy massage to your home or hotel. Whilst there are many establishments that offer massage within the Sydney CBD, sometimes you just want to have the convenience of having the therapist come to you. Richard Lane has providing mobile massage in Sydney for over ten years and is available Monday-Sunday from 10am to 10pm. So…

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Mobile Massage Parramatta

Mobile Massage Parramatta

If you live in the Parramatta area and are in need of quality massage then you may not be aware that there are qualified therapists who are available to visit you in your home (or hotel if you are staying in one of the hotels in the Parramatta region).  In fact, the convenience of home massage Parramatta is becoming significantly more popular.  So much easier for you to be relaxing and comfortable in your own home and have the mobile…

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Weekend Massage Sydney

Weekend Massage Sydney

Had a busy week and just need some time to destress over the weekend? Or maybe you are just visiting Sydney and looking to get a quality massage? Weekend massage Sydney is available from remedial, Swedish and sports mobile therapist, Richard Lane. Call 0434 631 987 for more information. Many clinics in Sydney operate only Mondays-Fridays yet the weekend is the time when most people have the opportunity to book a massage. Have you considered the advantages of a mobile…

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Weird Massages

Weird Massages

When trying to think of a topic to include in my blog, I thought of some of the weird massages I’ve given. There have been times when I’ve finished a massage and wondered “WTF just happened?” Now, to be honest these have been few and far between. Most of the Sydney home massages I’ve provided over the years have gone very smoothly. But occasionally someone has some, what I would consider, unusual ideas about how the massage could proceed. However,…

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You know you’re a massage therapist when….

You know you’re a massage therapist when….

A recent Facebook post on a massage therapist group asked the question “You know you’re a massage therapist when…..” Now probably the majority of the answers are in-jokes for massage therapists but still…some of them are quite funny. You know you’re a massage therapist when… You automatically wash your hands up to elbows You come home and shower the people germs off You don’t think that rubbing oil into naked strangers bodies is at all weird You notice complete strangers’…

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Mobile Massage Sydney – Special Offer.

Mobile Massage Sydney – Special Offer.

Mobile Massage Offer* A significant component of the fee of having a professional massage therapist come to your home is the cost of travel.  Both the time taken for the therapist to drive to you from previous appointment plus the petrol/wear and tear are incorporated into the fee that you end up paying. By planning and managing appointments so that they are closer together then there is the opportunity to minimise travel time, cut costs and reduce fees. I have…

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Regression to the Mean and Massage

Regression to the Mean and Massage

Or “I’m not as good as I think I am” As a massage therapist, you become aware that there are a multitude of different techniques, styles and modalities that are being taught.  There are proprietary names, three letter acronyms and jargon, jargon, jargon.  There is a growing awareness that the narratives espoused by most of these courses are just plain wrong and that those teaching the courses could be argued are deluded about how their manual therapy techniques are affecting…

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