Describing what massage is….badly
Recently a Facebook poster asked the question of the massage profession “how would you explain massage…badly” Needless to say many of the responses were very good and an edited selection is listed below under the various categories. Gratuitous Violence I get paid to beat people up.People pay me to beat them up with my elbows.I torture people until they feel better.People ask me to hurt them.I get paid to make people scream and moan…and they thank me after. Naked (and…