{"id":436,"date":"2017-10-22T21:30:11","date_gmt":"2017-10-22T21:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.richardlanemassage.com.au\/blog\/?p=436"},"modified":"2017-10-22T21:36:41","modified_gmt":"2017-10-22T21:36:41","slug":"mobile-massage-records","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.richardlanemassage.com.au\/blog\/mobile-massage-records\/","title":{"rendered":"Mobile Massage Records"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m sure most massage therapists would have \u201cclaims to fame\u201d at one stage or another during their massage careers. The following is a list of my mobile massage \u201crecords\u201dand \u201cclaims to fame\u201d although I suspect some of them would have been bettered by other therapists.<\/ br><\/ br><\/p>\n

  • Most locations visited to see same client \u2013 6<\/li>\n

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  • Most generations massaged within one session \u2013 3 <\/li>\n

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  • Largest age gap between clients massaged in the same week \u2013 94 (100 yr old and 6 yr old).<\/li>\n

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  • Most visits to same location in the same week \u2013 4 (pregnant client towards end of 3rd trimester).<\/li>\n

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  • Number of pregnancies massaged the same woman for – 3 (all boys!)<\/li>\n

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  • Number of times bitten by dog during a massage \u2013 once. On the thumb but fortunately did not break skin.<\/li>\n

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  • Number of times arrived at clients home to find that they were not able to receive massage because they had been arrested \u2013 once (and for a very serious crime as well).<\/li>\n

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  • Longest massage given to the one person \u2013 3 hours (but I suspect that there may be many therapists who have done as long if not longer). Happy to discuss pricing if you want to help me break this record.<\/li>\n

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  • Number of times I\u2019ve been able to walk between massage \u2013 2. Maybe doesn\u2019t sound that many but given that I cover a larger area of Sydney it felt really weird each time to me since on both occasions the fact that the massages were within a couple of houses of each other on the same street, was pure coincidence (the second booking was made online – ie outside of my control).<\/li>\n

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  • Most unusual room for massage in a house \u2013 probably garage. (Maybe not that unusual in that it is often the quietest room in a house but always feels a little strange).<\/li>\n

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  • Most unusual location for a massage \u2013 toss up between a brothel and a pole dancing studio. (nb the brothel was a student pop-up Meriton apartment type venue which I had no inkling about until was forced to move from massaging the client in the bedroom so that a paying client could be \u201caccommodated\u201d)<\/li>\n

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  • Number of times door answered by naked client \u2013 0 (which is fine by me \u2013 not looking at setting any records here!). Topless in a thong is probably the least anyone has answered the door to me. I do suspect that it\u2019s only a matter of time before someone answers the door nude given the increasing number of people that seem to be completely comfortable with nudity, often happy to fully disrobe and chat with me while I\u2019m still setting up my table.<\/li>\n

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  • Number of times aided and abetted break-in to be able to give massage \u2013 once. Full story here<\/a>.<\/li>\n

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    If you have any questions or suggestions for records then please feel free to comment or drop me a line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I\u2019m sure most massage therapists would have \u201cclaims to fame\u201d at one stage or another during their massage careers. The following is a list of my mobile massage \u201crecords\u201dand \u201cclaims to fame\u201d although I suspect some of them would have been bettered by other therapists. Most locations visited to see same client \u2013 6 Most generations massaged within one session \u2013 3 Largest age gap between clients massaged in the same week \u2013 94 (100 yr old and 6 yr…<\/p>\n

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